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Its Snowing In Florida: WHY INTERNET WHY???
science pick up lines
Chem students do it on the table periodically
You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
If i was an enzyme, i’d be helicase so i could unzip your genes
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth…
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Posted on March 26, 2012 via can i say it in czech with 54,348 notes
Source: klarkru
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How to offend every nerd at the same time.
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Posted on September 12, 2011 via whatever dude with 91,515 notes
Source: sk8rgrl
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Ask me personal, sexual, bold, awkward, embarassing, and fucked up questions.
C’mon. I’m bored!
Do it do it. I’m doing homework. Prime distraction time. -
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We’ve got some left over shirts laying around so we’re giving them away to anyone in the world.
What we’ve got:
1 T-shirt. Size Small with the Kill Hills design on it, no longer in print.
(Not your size? Give it to a friend, your girlfriend or your grandma; or just throw it up on the wall as decor)
How to win:
You MUST be following us!
This post MUST be reblogged by you!
You MUST be lucky enough to be picked!
You MUST have an address for us to ship to!
If you just ‘like’ this that’s cool, but does NOT count as an entry for the give away
Also, if you want to reblog multiple times, to have a batter chance of winning, go for it. Just don’t obnoxiously reblog, no one likes dashboard spam.
Where we will ship:
ANYWHERE in the world. FREE SHIPPING! As long as you have a destination for us to write on the package we will ship it! This is an international give away!
The Winner:
We will DM you for your information and send your shirt to you where ever you are in the world.
Good Luck!
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going the right way down a wrong way street: do it guys
Send me a number and I’ll answer
- Height and weight:
- Shoe Size:
- Sexual Orientation:
- Do you Smoke?
- Do you Drink?
- Do you Take Drugs?
- Age you get mistaken for:
- Have Tattoos?
- Want any tattoos
- Got any Piercings?
- Want any piercings?
- Best friend?
- Relationship…
(via suchreallyawfulpoetry)
Posted on August 31, 2011 via loving him was red with 86,838 notes
Source: c-llidewiththesky
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Ftw
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Posted on August 31, 2011 via FRANK with 4,709 notes
Source: joannafrank
So im me. Normally this is where you would describe one's self. How can you do that? How am I supposed to describe me, a being, a living, feeling, thinking, existing being, with simple words? There is no way. Words are letters. Letters are scribbles. We are infinite. We are everything. You want to know a little about me? Talk to me. You might learn something.
I <3 <3
Live. Laugh. Cherish.